Grim humour - sometimes it's all you have left. Don't forget Brown and his soviet want you to carry a compulsory ID card so they can track your every movement. Bush, in the Land of the "Free", is in contravention of the ninth article in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights -"No one shall be subjected to arbitrary arrest, detention or exile"- think Guantanamo Bay. Putin is quite probably criminally implicated in murder.
I'm obviously not in one of those jolly moods today.