We don't know for certain who this mystery screw-driver wielder might be, but we do have our suspicions. It might have been Cousin Dave, but last time we saw him he was scrotum-wobblingly drunk - so probably not. This leaves the prime suspect as young EarMatt who probably tired of our slovenly ways and was desperate to introduce some semblance of correct wiping procedure into our lives.
Monday, June 04, 2007
A mystery indeed...
There is a sneaky bog roll holder putter upperer at large. Some of you will be at least mildly familiar with the lavatorial arrangements at Millbrooker Towers, with our fetching ledge and brace door which almost fits the arched doorway from the kitchen on the ground floor:Up until now, usage of bog roll has required delicately balancing said roll upon one's lap and selecting the appropriate number of sheets prior to detachment from the roll and eventual application. But someone, unbidden and secretively has quietly attached a brass holder to the inside of the door: