Sunday, August 05, 2007

How to tell if Auntie Sharon is in your sitting room:

Auntie Sharon is far too small to be spotted in normal circumstances, so it's important to check your carpet regularly for the presence of slightly over-the-top sparkly shoes with tiny little toe prints in them. The shoes are sometimes accompanied by a multi-coloured handbag which looks much too large to be toted by tiny personages.

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