Last night Mrs The Millbrooker and I were innocently drinking red wine (how unusual, I hear you cry). So why did my tongue turn blue?
I didn't ingest anything even slightly blue. No Smarties and not even a spot of food colouring.
Just a bottle of Pey La Tour (definitely red).
Control yourselves, ladies, I know I give Johnny Depp a run for his money in the attractiveness stakes but you must behave properly.
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