I want one of those

Mrs The Millbrooker always says "no" when I suggest that it would be really useful to have a chainsaw. I don't understand why she worries about a partially sighted klutz using a small power tool, especially when photos like this one demonstrate perfectly how to use such a piece of machinery - it's simplicity itself. Just think how exciting barbecues at Millbrooker Towers could be with one of these.

(photo found at eatliver.com)