This is Tom. Tom will be coming along with Wizzers to Mrs The Millbrooker's celebrations this afternoon as official consort to the newly adult offspring.
Just so's other tribal gathering goers know that there's a stranger in our midst, but it's ok - he doesn't bite.
He'll be heading off from his Wiltshire abode to Southampton this autumn to study making a racket with records and how to push buttons on a gramophone. Or something.
Anyway, he's something of a DJ apparently and, because of this trendy career option, he very much appreciates being known as "Wogan" or, for closer friends only, "Wogues".