I can't help it - every time Anal writes a missive, it makes me smile. Something about the literary style, I suppose.
Mrs The Millbrooker and yours truly are heading northwards this weekend to see a play in Bath and stay with Anal and Sandybum in their Wiltshire abode.
Anyway - here's what we've just received.
We are of course, going to let my potty-mouthed friend know our intended arrival time as a soon as we know it ourselves.