Friday, September 26, 2008

A call from The Depitty

As we haven't seen The Depitty for a short while, this photo of his alter-ego will have to suffice.
I did, however, get a call yesterday evening.

"Hello. I'm in Morrison's."

"Jolly good," said I, awaiting the punchline.

"How do you make cheese sauce?"

Aah, how nice it is to be thought of as a fount of all knowledge, if only whilst a step-offspring is wandering in a bewildered haze through the unfamiliar territory of a provender shop.

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